in case you DON'T feel old enough...

this is a forward......I LOVE IT!
ummmm…brace y’selves…it’s scary.
Here goes:
Send only to those whose level of maturity qualifies them to relate to it…
1977 : Long hair 2008 : Longing for hair
1977: KEG 2008: ECG
1977 : Acid rock2008 : Acid reflux
1977 : Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor 2008 : Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor
1977 : Seeds and stems2008 : Roughage
1977 : Going to a new, hip joint 2008 : Receiving a new hip joint
1977 : Rolling Stones 2008: Kidney Stones
1977 : Screw the system2008: Upgrade the system
1977 : Parents begging you to get your hair cut 2008: Children begging you to get their heads shaved
1977 : Passing the drivers’ test 2008: Passing the vision test
1977 : Depends 2008: Whatever
Just in case you weren’t feeling too old today, this will certainly change things.
The people who are starting university this year were born in 1992.
They are too young to remember the space shuttle blowing up.
Their lifetime has always included AIDS.
Bottle caps have always been screw off and plastic.
The CD was introduced the 3 years before they were born.
They have always had an answering machine
They have always had cable.
They cannot fathom not having a remote control.
Popcorn has always been cooked in the microwave.
They never took a swim and thought about Jaws.
They can’t imagine what hard contact lenses are.
They don’t know who Mork was or where he was from.
They do not care who shot J. R. and have no idea who J. R. even is.
They don’t have a clue how to use a typewriter.
Do you feel old yet? Pass this on to the other old fogies on your list. Notice the larger type, that’s for those of you who have trouble reading…
It is good to have friends who know about these things and are still alive and kicking!!!!